No one likes a buzzkill. To be more accurate, no one likes Dawn Avril. Seriously. I’ve browsed two popular forums looking for more information about this Liz Vicious wannabe and found nothing but hatred for her, and one of those boards is dedicated to worshipping every girl on there. Here are some choice comments:

Fuck, I was getting bored. I thought none of you damn girls were doing anything interesting lately, and then BAM OUTTA THIS CORNER, LIA19!

Lia19, from the solo girl hall of fame, announced her contract with porn powerhouse Vivid today, marking her insane step into the wide world of hardcore porn. Yes, folks, she’s gonna be taking some dicks. So prepare yourselves for the upcoming sausage fest cause it’s going to get crazy up in here.

Oh fuck yeah. It’s that special time in every model’s life, when they finally get to take it off for the biggest provider of hot glamour girls. No I’m not talking about Playboy. I’m talking about Twistys.

I see Aaliyah’s stumbled upon my little love fest here at pussy drama, so here ya go, Aaliyah. Some actual love this time. Go blonde, 100%, you know you want to. She also gets naked on her site and live on cam.

Here is all you need to know about Love Gisele: She’s blonde and has big boobs. And now she has her own website! She specializes in solo bullshit, webcam, and lesbian shoots. To get the ball rolling, here’s her latest set, Webcam Sailor Girl, where she fulfills all your Japanese anime fantasies by rolling around in bed with a ridiculous sailor outfit on:

She’s got a good update schedule going for the moment, and is part of the camclique network, which has a metric ton of girls on it, so you’ll never get tired. More sets here.

Before her chest blew up and the braces came off, Natalie Sparks used to be Action Allie, and did a whole bunch of shoots that apparently never paid off. When told that Natalie was starting up yet another site, the Action Allie owner put forth the juicy details of how worthless this girl is. But hey, I also hear that some guys will love her no matter what. Are you that guy? Do you want these photos? I have a feeling your answer is “yes.” Here’s your free pics:

Worship the goddess Action Allie at her site.

Still around and kickin’, solo darling Ariel Rebel has finished putting out her latest set, Rockstar. There’s some SWEET upskirt pussy shots in here, and I expect some serious cred for this.

Again, all the photos from this set are out and they’re quite nice, so get all of those plus her videos here

I like a girl that’s willing to put herself out there. And by out there, I mean sending me these sweet pictures to distribute to you, the loving porn viewer. So viewer, enjoy these hot pictures of Nikki Sims of Nikkis Playmates. Looks like she’s grilling up something delicious, though I don’t approve much of her pouring all that beer down her pussy, unless she’s willing to let someone go lick it back out.

Amazing pleasures await, only at Nikkis Playmates.

Oh, Twitter. What endless bounty does your intrepid site not hold? The top site for drama has brought out the worst, or maybe the best, in every young hot model looking to claw her way to the top, leaving behind a trail of corpses that dared to respond with anything less than “OMG!!! u are SO HOT” This week, old friends (?) Jane Burgess and Aaliyah Love had it out in public after Aaliyah’s rant about getting suspended from her favorite cam site for something stupid, demanding the head of the tech that did it, and after he was fired, declaring victory. You might be thinking, hey this guy was just doing his job and now he has none because of some self-righteous girl, and that’s just what Jane called her out on:

Jane: I am not worried about it at all. I also would not post it on here but that is just me.
Aaliyah: well I do a lot of things you wouldn’t Jane.. Nor do I need any advice I’m just fine but thanx
Jane: I didn’t give you advice. I said that I would handle better personally. That is a statement, not advice.
Aaliyah: you sure like tellin other people how they should be handling their own biz. You must be perfect Jane.
Jane: Thanks for the messages and proving your low IQ. Don’t you have some roots to go dye?
Jane: No I am not perfect. I just know when and where to address issues. It is called being professional. Try it sometime.
Aaliyah: thank you Jane B for teaching me to be professional. mbe someday when Im ur age Ill be that mature Now leave me alone.
Aaliyah: its not very professional to be sticking ur nose in other people’s business n talkin abt stuff u obv dont know abt now is it?;)
Aaliyah: you sure start a lot of fights with models Jane, everytime I turn arnd u have a prob w another industry girl.. why?
Jane: WTF. You tell a person the truth and all of a sudden you are a jealous hater. Some people need a fucking wake up call and a bitch slap.
Jane: Whatever. I am done with psycho porn models that need attention and make shit up. I suggest a good shrink and a new attitude. Peace out.

Jane later blocked Aaliyah from her email, lol. Girl fights are so cute. I would like to heartily add that this fight would have been much better if after each tweet they posted a picture of their tits. That should be a rule actually. I’m a genius.

Here’s to many more years of pointless drama over absolutely nothing. And some sweet pics of Aaliyah. You can coincidentally get all the naughty pics from her website:

Ariel is making me look stuff up. I had no idea what a cupola is — it’s apparently that building in the background. What’s more important is the girl in the front, nude and hot. I love the frontwards doggy style, or whatever it’s called, with her ass in the air. You know you’d pound that.

The full cupola can be found at Ariel’s Blog.

Ariel admits that she shoots a metric shitton of photo sets all in one sitting, because I’ve been reporting on these Canary Island shoots forever, and now I have confirmation. Still, she looks very nice in her pink outfit, revealing her pink pussy and nipples. She’s probably my favorite model at the moment, so enjoy the sweetness.

More photos here, with free previews below.